I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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