No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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