Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
What drink are we having for lunch?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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