Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i think i have two assholes
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Randomize
