You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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