when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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