God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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