The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
Randomize
