I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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