One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
It was confusing and full of hummus
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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