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He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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