You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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