Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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