don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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