Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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