If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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