actually, I'm a sock model
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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