Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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