I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
There are leaves in my underwear?
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