Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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