I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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