butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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