normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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