Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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