READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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