Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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