I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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