you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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