Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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