I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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