Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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