It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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