Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
