I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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