I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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