Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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