Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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