She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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