So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Randomize
