you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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