Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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