I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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