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He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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