Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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