I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Never underestimate the power of titties
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