let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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