They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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