Sry I called you an 8
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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