Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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