Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
The Olympian is in my bed
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